Last time I was someone’s type I was donating blood.Ĩ4.
#Weed goals fumy how to#
Someone who can make me laugh and knows how to enjoy life.Ĩ3. I want someone who is opinionated and confident in themselves. I am a guy interested in destroying your lipstick, not your mascara.Ĩ2. Were you arrested earlier? It has got to be illegal to look that good.Ĩ0. “I can die happy now, cause I’ve just seen a piece of heaven.”ħ9. “Excuse me, but I think you dropped something right here… your JAW!”ħ8. Can I take a picture of you, so I can show Santa want for Christmas? Creative Tinder Bios for Guysħ7. You’re making the other women look really bad.ħ6. “Was that an earthquake, or did I just rock your world?”ħ5. I’m here because I’m too lazy to find my soulmate and my mom said that I’m getting old.ħ4. My dog’s name is Remi, and he’s looking for a mother. Two truths and a lie: I ran the Boston Marathon, I hate pineapple on pizza, one of these is a lie.ħ1. Pros and cons of dating me: Pro, you won’t be single. Just looking for something super casual, like marriage and children. Do what you will with that information.Ħ8. I don’t make mistakes, I just date them.Ħ7. If you’re looking for someone with a personality, you’re in luck! I have multiple.Ħ4.Looking for someone to hold the door open for me, but slap my butt as I walk through.Ħ6. Not picky about how tall you are, because everyone is the same height in bed.Ħ3. I’m not racist, I hate everyone equally.Ħ1. Aren’t your legs hurting? Because you have been running in my mind since ever I saw your profile.Ħ0. I want someone I can laugh with and be silly with.ĥ9. Swipe the direction of the one you think is more attractive. Avid reader, cook, snowboarder, and film buff.”ĥ6. Big fan of wandering the city, be it on foot or a bike, and exploring all it has to offer. “6’5 and easy-going… BA in history and literature but proudly employed in construction. Don’t bother messaging me if you are only looking for hookups.ĥ5.
English, Terrible comedian, 6 ft – perfect big spoon, Good cook Animal Lover Winner of a Beauty contest in monopoly, Owner of car, Good whistler, Gym goer, Spider killer, Disney world regular, Best hair where I work.ĥ4. Made 50 Shades of Grey seems nothing in front of me. Tell me where you need residency, and I’ll marry you there to get you in.”ĥ2. I have multiple passports, but I’m not a spy. I enjoy exploring, eating out, meeting new people, and the Oxford comma.
#Weed goals fumy plus#
I have ten suits so I make a great plus one for your summer weddings. I’m six feet, 6’6 in heels, and 8’4 instills. Oh, wait… did you just blushed? Then swipe right.ĥ1. Straightforwardness is greatly appreciated.”ĥ0. I like talking about all the things you’re not supposed to discuss in polite company. Kayaking, craft beer, my dog, good books, good music, everything else. Excuse me, if I go straight this way, will I be able to reach your heart?Ĥ8. “I am so glad I swiped right.”- future you. If you can’t handle me at my worst, then leave because I don’t have the best. I am banking on your standards being a lot lower than mines.Ĥ3. I’m just a boy standing in front of a girl, asking her if she’s going to eat the rest of that pizza.Ĥ2. Sometimes, I feel like my only option is looking at girls and their pictures on the app they call Tinder, lonely as I am, together with a swipe right.Ĥ1. Sometimes I feel like I don’t have a dating partner. Dark chocolate? Turtle cheesecake or cherry Garcia?Ĥ0.
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